A MAN signs a contract for a business (marriage) where the parner of the business is a female and who gives birth to your child. The terms and conditions of the contract are as follows: The impregnated female has the exclusive rights to half of all said MAN's current and future assets in perpetuity in the even the business fails, for any reason. All MAN's future pensions and or retirement accounts will be divided in half and given to the woman. Any future MAN's wages shall be garnished at a rate to be decided by a judge. If the MAN cannot pay, for any reason, he shall be placed in jail for any amount of time decided by a judge.

Would you sign this contract? This is a simple marriage contract.