Take a trip down to the local Walmart on a Friday evening or Saturday morning/afternoon (payday-day after payday). It's a real shitshow, and fun to watch!

Fat, post wall landwhales who drag their husbands grocery shopping because It's to hard for one person to push two shopping carts mushroomed over with all manner of processed sugar.

Younger, thinner women scolding their skinny-jean boyfriends over the fact that they can't afford the name brand whatever that HE wants, but get the store brand instead (the whole time holding the item showing off her expensive manicured nails).

Just women in general, all ages, dressed and acting ridiculous all the time.

The older dudes have that stare, long ago their dreams dashed and forgotten,and they have accepted their misery. The younger ones have that hope, thinking "I know she's a bitch and a pain in the ass, but she's so hot and sexy, it will always be worth it!"

I always get just a couple of things, usually seafood (cheaper there) and take my lobster tails or Dungeness crab legs home, smiling all the way.