Came home from work early. Caught some guy in bed with the wife. Told him to stay the fuck away from my wife. He beats me unconscious. (Heres where it gets good). I threaten to press charges. He informs me of his high position at the gaming company SONY (one of my favourites! I love all the games like spyro, crash bandicoot and even the new SPIDER MAN!!). Decide not to call police in exchange for sony products (wife also threatened divorce if i ruined her relationship with this guy).

Next day come home from work. Locks have been changed. Knock on door to see whats going on. Guy from yesterday hands me a box and slams the door in my face. WTF!? Knock on door for 5 minutes straight. No answer. Message wife. No answer. Call her 15 times. Finally answers. Apparently ive been kicked out of my own house. Ask her why. She tells me I havent been a good husband who supports her mentally and pleasures her sexually. Respect her decision. Beg her one last time to take me back. She ignores me. Put box in car and go to parents house.

Get to parents house. Dad calls me a cuck. I ignore him (hes just a misogynistic incel). Open box. Find the greatest treasure any man could ask for. A brand new PS4 with games!!! Realise im actually the one winning in this situation. Got a PS4 to play and no wife to force me to do household chores. MGTOW!

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