What are some of the more amusing types of hamstering you heard in terms of women justifying slutty behavior?

A) Well one of them is the whole "why can men sleep around but not women.. double standards!" Well dear, for the same reason men have dicks and women have vaginas: we are biologically different. Also, women actually dislike men who don't sleep around, but men are not like this. So how come you aren't crying double standards when you reject a guy because he doesn't have enough sexual experience, when no man would do this to a woman?

B) "It doesn't hurt anyone" Actually, yes it does, it kicks the 80/20 rule into place and ruins monogamy and ruins society, as we have been seeing. It harms women too, it kills their ability to pair bond, to be good mothers, and the more sexual partners a woman has in her life time, the more STDs and mental health issues she has. And she will never be sexually satisfied by her husband once she settles, so she will be more likely to cheat, or just remain unfulfilled. So yes, it does hurt people and society has a whole, which is you know, why people all across the world independently came up with similar systems of patriarchy...coincidink.. I think not.

C) and my fave I've been hearing lately: "all guys are douches, the ugly ones also just want sex, so might as well fuck the hotter ones." Simply lol. I heard this many times. This is the biggest cop out. No, a guy on your own level is 18 million times more likely to treat you better and offer a LTR. Sure, he might "want sex" but that doesn't change anything cause at the same time he is much more likely to offer a LTR and treat you better. But they make a straw man argument by saying "all guys want sex" and ignore everything else, to justify their slutty chad-chasing, cock-carousel riding behavior.