How can I dodge child support?

DocHolliday226 · 2019-07-31T02:33:08+00:00

Don't have a child.

coatsiecoates · 2019-07-31T02:35:11+00:00

Don’t. It sucks, but not paying it is far worse. They take away your driver’s license, your passport, you have to work under the table for the rest of your life,

But she’ll be getting benefits regardless. It doesn’t hurt her at all if that’s what you’re aiming for. It just gets worse for you.

roxon89 · 2019-07-31T02:37:08+00:00

Honestly.....the BEST way (other than the obvious not having children) is to fight for as much custody time with your kids as you can. The more you have custody of them, the less your child support will be AND you and they will have the added benefit of you being in their lives.

Endotheline31 · 2019-07-31T02:38:23+00:00

You can always pull a Danny Phantom, go ghost and flee the country to a non-extradition country, just hope you're prepared to sleep with a shotgun next to you every night while you're low on funds and living in the less savory parts for a couple years

DangZagnut · 2019-07-31T02:37:38+00:00

Convince her not to list you as the father. Otherwise, you fucked up.

Gbobby101 · 2019-07-31T02:43:56+00:00

Make equal to or less money than the baby mama on paper and get 50/50 custody.

ViolentJenniferLopez · 2019-07-31T03:42:01+00:00

Gambling addiction. In quotes.

Go to a casino. Take out a ton of cash. You will stash this. Do this again and again until your account is dry. Buy maybe a drink or two with a card on some visits. Have proof you were there.

Then, get (free) GA treatment.

Go to the judge after you have completed said treatment and claim that you kept your addiction a secret, but have since sought treatment.

Sauce: a buddy who did just this.

Dmapguy · 2019-07-31T05:38:05+00:00

No marriage. No kids.

den-kun · 2019-07-31T03:13:25+00:00

Death

RedPillConfessions- · 2019-07-31T03:30:44+00:00

If she’s crazy. Your fucked plan and simple, say your prayers and say goodbye.

If she’s not, be nice to her, get on her good side and come to an agreement. That way you can avoid the system. That’s what I did with my ex.

Willinator3000 · 2019-07-31T04:08:30+00:00

Don't have sex with someone until u get married. Trust me, it works.

HiImIncel03 · 2019-07-31T06:00:40+00:00

Move to another country.

Aposematicly · 2019-07-31T02:58:13+00:00

Paternity test?

goldenratio11235813 · 2019-07-31T03:46:01+00:00

Move to France and join the French Foreign Legion.

MafiosoMGTOW · 2019-07-31T05:21:06+00:00

Child support is listed as the right of the child enforced by the state. You could have a baby momma that doesn't want to take you to court for child support and then you won't have to pay. But thats extremely rare. The only way I can think of is to have a child with someone who makes more money than you or you win full custody.

goingmyownway_ghost · 2019-07-31T07:30:28+00:00

how do I dodge the world's most venomous snake? stay the fuck away from it too begin with....

Gibits · 2019-07-31T08:48:00+00:00

https://youtu.be/MNoE5JlMI6Y

Engage in administrative violence!

rodneybmore · 2019-07-31T12:03:25+00:00

Don’t sign the birth certificate and ghost the woman. Move if they ever send you paper work in the mail don’t open it and return to sender through the post office. Move again... Never ever take a DNA test it’s purely based off of your cooperation.

devok1 · 2019-07-31T12:39:35+00:00

dont have kids or go live in another country

quickGunShoot · 2019-07-31T15:43:42+00:00

Pull out.

Mecha_Hobbit · 2019-07-31T17:49:16+00:00

This may be good to watch

https://www.youtube.com/user/TheAmenOsiris

MrMagtow · 2019-08-01T06:10:01+00:00

Do the crime, do the time. Don't wimp out on your responsibilities, if you bring a child into this world, do the right thing. IF you don't want to spend years and lots of money, get custody - keeping your kid is cheaper than paying most of your salary to an ex-wife that will spend it renovating a house.

Title	How can I dodge child support?
Author	parentectomy
Upvotes	5
Comments	51
Date	July 31, 2019 2:31 AM UTC (7 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
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