Sitting on the tarmac waiting to disembark a plane, the woman (that's generous, she would be more at home in r/absoluteunits) in front of me opened her phone.

Through the seats i could see clearly her phone screen. Messenger... boyfriend, snapchat... side piece, WhatsApp... the reason she's away.

Messenger to who i worked out to be the boyfriend. Babe this, xxx that, miss you already , can't wait to see you, sure babe that would look great in the yard, go buy it.

Snap chat... Fuck you're hot, i love fucking you, when i get back we'll make time.

WhatsApp... I've just landed, we'll be there in about an hour... can't wait to finally catch up again.

Gents remember... AWALT GYOW.