Interesting pattern emerges when I think of my dating history. Everyone I was with went from being skinny and attractive to slightly to moderately overweight while we were dating. Since I’m getting older, most recently I’d dated some women closer to my age in their late 20s and early 30s and they are slowly but surely on their way to becoming ham planets.

Don’t get me wrong I know a lot of men are overweight too but I’m not so I don’t think I can stand another date with seniorita cankles. How close are we to just about all women above the age of 25 being overweight?