~ archived since 2018 ~
Popular
Other
chandumba
[–]peguy200023 points24 points25 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
So 3x doesnt work in 2019 anymore, gotta 5-6x their number
[–]febreezing_hobos5 points6 points7 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Whatever number she tells you, multiply by 3 and divide by 12. If you can hurt yourself falling from that height, it's too many cocks.
-Terrance Popp
[–]Amnesia25084 points5 points6 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Those are rookie numbers. Gotta pump those numbers up...
[–]AdrenalineJunkySloth17 points18 points19 points 6 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
Just imagine 50 plus dicks of all shape, color, and sizes just having it's way with that pussy... slowly distorting it, ripping it up, wearing it out, loosening it up, giving it damage and STD and imperfections. Imagine it all beat up, loose, and out of shape and smelly and ripe with STD...
then she comes to you and says, "I've had my share of fun and I'm ready to settle with you! (at 35) Will you love me?!"
[–]PrinceRaj5313 points14 points15 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You just described marriage in general.
Pity, how fools and our not-so-friendly neighbourhood beta bitches still fail to understand it.
[–]max-million2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
And my dick went limp from reading this 😅😅😅
[–]jbergbauer20080 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Umm I really don’t think you understand women’s anatomy pal
[–][deleted] 2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
He used the word, "imagine"
[–]AdrenalineJunkySloth0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Ok 👍
[–]Gamer4life946 points7 points8 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
And meanwhile hes going to get lucky once a year
[–]KneeDeepThought6 points7 points8 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Good rule of thumb: if you ever dare ask a woman her number, multiply whatever she tells you by five. They only "count" boyfriends & husbands, not the train they had run on them in Jamaica.
[–]DangZagnut4 points5 points6 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
AWALT
[–]CoinSwapTrader4 points5 points6 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Fools take pride in the sin and stupidity...
[–]youngblue782 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
This is truly disgusting I hope he cheats on her
[–]BaffyBob4 points5 points6 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You can be sure she'll cheat on him. She needs strange dick.
[–]bk68301 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Wow. When your sole source of pride, your only sense of accomplishment, seems to be the number of dicks you took up the ass (and the few vags you licked).
[–]markhamONT0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
And women say they need honesty and trust in a relationship
[–]MGTOWVanguard0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
We get it. Women are whores. Ready to try something new? Like not being whores? Yeah I didn't think so, much easier to be whores.
[–]Banned_For_Opinion0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I love how she's proud of that. My buddies ex who leeched off of him for 10 years took all her girlfriends out to dinner to brag about cheating on him. Thankfully one of them wasn't an absolute piece of shit, and told her bf who is friends with him, so he put an end to that pretty quick. But just the gall of that move......... Crazy to me. A girl I always thought was gf material too. AWALT.
© TheRedArchive 2026. All rights reserved.created by /u/dream-hunter
[–]peguy200023 points24 points25 points (2 children) | Copy Link
[–]febreezing_hobos5 points6 points7 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]Amnesia25084 points5 points6 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]AdrenalineJunkySloth17 points18 points19 points (5 children) | Copy Link
[–]PrinceRaj5313 points14 points15 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]max-million2 points3 points4 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]jbergbauer20080 points1 point2 points (2 children) | Copy Link
[–][deleted] 2 points3 points4 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]AdrenalineJunkySloth0 points1 point2 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]Gamer4life946 points7 points8 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]KneeDeepThought6 points7 points8 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]DangZagnut4 points5 points6 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]CoinSwapTrader4 points5 points6 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]youngblue782 points3 points4 points (1 child) | Copy Link
[–]BaffyBob4 points5 points6 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]bk68301 point2 points3 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]markhamONT0 points1 point2 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]MGTOWVanguard0 points1 point2 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]Banned_For_Opinion0 points1 point2 points (0 children) | Copy Link