The other evening, I was witness to a beautiful scene - a closed bus stop, a woman, and an approaching bus. When bus stops are closed in my city, it is very obvious. They place a yellow hood over the top of the bus stop sign (detailing which buses stop there) and they also replace the timetable with 'THIS BUS STOP IS CLOSED'.

As I walked past the woman, who was stood at the bus stop, I turned around and saw that a bus was approaching. I decided that I would stop and watch the resulting scene - the woman putting her hand out and the bus driving by. It was beautiful. The woman looked completely baffled at the fact that the bus hadn't stopped.

If you are ever in a situation where you have to follow direction from a woman, you may as well kill yourself because it will be the quickest death.