Women dont actually love men, women love what men can do for them. The moment you stop being a womens servant is when a women stop loving you.

I love reading all the field reports and am kind of hyper fixated on this community for the time being so, I pose the question:

How did you know your man was Captain?

Mine are cute and want to share:

First few dates in he says, "A man can build a house, but it really isn't a home without a woman." My heart, gawwwwwwww.

Family dinner with his adorable mother, "Hehe, I buttered all of "Captain's" bread, until he moved out of the house." He was so embarrassed, it was adorable. Go mom, making him feel comfortable when I spoil him.

EDIT: Clarity, I'm typing faster than thinking.