At least do the flop

DWS33_ · 2019-01-11T04:36:50+00:00

my ex said she was a freak and was literally a star fish in bed

grizzer99 · 2019-01-11T05:41:10+00:00

This is my ex. She said she was pretty wild and I probably wouldn't be able to keep up. She proceeded to lay there like dead weight. Good riddance honestly

verynormalsimple · 2019-01-11T15:17:15+00:00

Woman:

Let's have sex

Me:

You mean you want me to fuck you

Woman:

I don't like how you say that. It's something done by both of us

Me:

So do you want to begin on top or end on top ?

Woman:

LoL, you silly, now do everything and don't dare nutting before me.

*10 minutes later

Woman:

I came, please stop now, you should have nutted while I was orgasming.

This actually happened to me, more than once.

Pjersab · 2019-01-11T04:29:06+00:00

LMFAO ohh man if this isnt true

PleaseComeCorrect · 2019-01-11T14:29:47+00:00

My wife is a sea urchin.

Can't fucking wait to get out of here...

owninfools007 · 2019-01-11T12:54:28+00:00

I told my casual lay, if she ever became a starfish, she would be out the door faster than a boy toy being caught by the husband. She asked me what a starfish was?

Fantoche_Dreemurr · 2019-01-11T13:08:34+00:00

This is true for pretty much nine women out of ten. Yes girl, just lay on your back and make snide remarks if he doesn't last long enough.

Lubomir1994 · 2019-01-11T14:34:29+00:00

Can confirm with all the 6 girls I've fucked.

bonethugsgoat · 2019-01-11T14:41:50+00:00

Most of the women who claim to be this or that in bed ain't about shit, you're better off just getting a sex doll.

Title	At least do the flop
Author	skydragonwhore
Upvotes	229
Comments	17
Date	January 11, 2019 4:05 AM UTC (7 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
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