Before I go on with this I know what you're all gonna say - get off the dating apps. I know. I really should.

Anyways..I'm some of you know, and for those that don't, that the 'bumble' app requires women to message the men they match with first, and if they don't within 24 hours, the match dissappears forever.

The first contact is the SOLE responsibility of the woman. And hilariously, the first message almost always seems to never come. Not that I care, but what the purple fuck is up with that? Laziness? Idiocy? Found a "better" match in the interim? I just find it hilarious that it's an app where women have the control, but seemingly can't even be bothered.