Woof.

BlackKefka · 2019-06-30T08:45:30+00:00

Nah, the last one is slightly wrong. She records the whole thing while screaming “OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! Someone call 911!”

Then she’ll show her girlfriends on a girl’s night out and laugh as poor Mikey gets roasted alive. At the end of the night, she’ll make a post on Facebook/IG saying RIP Mikey and making herself the victim of the tragedy for internet points, attention, and $$$ from betabux trying to “cheer” her up.

After reaping the benefits and milking Mikey’s death, she’ll smugly comment to her girlfriends in group chat about how Mikey was worth more in death than in life.

loldave87 · 2019-06-30T08:50:58+00:00

Don’t agree, a dog is more helpful and a man’s best friend.

mneff5514 · 2019-06-30T16:10:09+00:00

whoever made that needs to put some respect on dogs. they’re amazing. wayyyy better than a “female friend” they’re always there for you when you need em

wutc · 2019-06-30T15:34:01+00:00

But even a legless dog is more loyal than a typical woman.

Dog > woman every time.

Title	Woof.
Author	IAmD00p
Upvotes	115
Comments	7
Date	June 30, 2019 8:37 AM UTC (7 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
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