Hello, I am a 20 year old man from Bolivia. As some of you may know, Bolivia has for some time been under control of liberal SJW marxists. Keep this in mind as I continue with my story.

Last week I was at the grocery store minding my own business, when an American woman (maybe 30) approached me and asked me to dinner. I had no idea what to do! I’ve been lurking here for a while and I understand how dangerous women can be, so I don’t wasn’t just going to say “yes”. I told her I couldn’t do dinner today and she said “okay well here’s my number, call me.”

Now for the really interesting part. I called the number (I know it’s dumb), and it turns out she didn’t want a date at all! She was actually recruiting for an anti-Marxist organization! I’m so excited, we’re going to go teach a lesson to those vile feministas!

The moral of the story: If a woman gives you her number, don’t just get rid of it, for it might actually be the key to tearing down the rotten system built around you.