Based Onion

lastlaugh100 · 2019-06-23T00:01:46+00:00

Him: "Now that we're married we can finally have a lot of sex!"

Her: "About that...you wouldn't believe how much sex I had with Tyrone and Chad! Now that we are married I can finally focus on other things like shopping, eating and complaining."

FatKnob · 2019-06-22T23:08:37+00:00

...and she still has cum dripping outta her ass from last nites gangbang.

LiveTheTruth321 · 2019-06-23T02:01:43+00:00

I don't have a biological clock. I'm fucking timeless.

[deleted] · 2019-06-22T20:47:11+00:00

He must be so happy to spend his prime on a past wall woman with cackeface and cock carousel killcount that makes most porn actress pale!

IDDQD4Life · 2019-06-23T04:58:43+00:00

Shut it down, guys. The user down below who goes by StarTheArcticWolf12 has informed us that The Onion is satire.

Who knew?!?!?

J/K, check that idiot's history. Yeesh!

sirVorton · 2019-06-23T00:17:27+00:00

Yeah, drink the money out of these silly rich americans.

StarTheArcticWolf12 · 2019-06-23T01:38:45+00:00

The Onion is a satire website. r/atetheonion

Title	Based Onion
Author	TeddyKGB69
Upvotes	408
Comments	14
Date	June 22, 2019 8:16 PM UTC (7 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/MGTOW/comments/c3u8yc/based_onion/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/MGTOW/based-onion.441731 https://theredarchive.com/post/441731

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