Just wanted to share my story of dating an absolute crazy. I've had my share of stupid close calls, but this one takes the cake and reinforced my ideas of never dealing with women again. This could've turned out so much worse and I feel like I have a guardian angel watching over me.

In college, I was walking back to my dorm when this beautiful model looking girl with a British accent who was studying Psychology (Red Flag #1) stopped me and started flirting with me. She eventually got my number and we made plans to meet up sometime later in the week. I had a feeling she was sleeping around with other dudes (one of them was my POS roommate), but at the time I didn't care because a pretty girl was paying me attention for some reason. We dated/slept with each other for roughly 3 months until one day I heard her speaking with an American accent on the phone. Later that night I asked her about it, and her response was "Oh yeah..I just fake a British accent because guys like it" Red flag #2.

I wasn't friends with my POS roommate, he actually turned out to be a huge asshole who stole from me, but his fake persona was fun to hang around. He was a funny outgoing guy who was secretly a narcissistic lying thief that we ended up kicking out. But one night when I was talking to him, comparing notes about British Girl, we found out she was messing around with him behind my back, and messing around with me behind his back. We showed each other the texts messages she sent us both, the same exact pictures she sent us both. Right then and there I remember saying "she's all yours man" and tried washing my hands of the situation before it got messy. Fast forward a couple weeks later and he ends up breaking it off with her too. What is her response? She calls campus security and says that me (not sure why she was still targeting me) and my other roommate (a genuine dude I actually got along with) had chased her into her dorm room, kicked in her door, trashed her laptop and her research papers, threatened her, and then punched her and knocked her out cold before leaving. Crazy story right? Both me and my good friend roommate immediately go to the office to clear everything up, and both of us are insisting "check every security cam on this dorm, all of them." That's exactly what they did, and they saw her casually strolling into her dorm at night, alone with neither of us in sight. They actually saw us on the camera outside drinking beer together at the time she claimed to be attacked, nowhere even close to British Girl.

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The next day we all meet in the office, me, my good friend roommate who was unwillingly dragged into this mess, and British Girl. My good friend roommate is a big dude, almost 300 pounds, 6'4, built like a fucking wrestler. British Girl comes in crying with the same story of how we attacked her and scared her, all of that nonsense. Keep in mind British Girl is about 110 pounds, 5'5''. After she cried and told her story, they confronted her with the video evidence of us being outside and not even close to her. Her story changed immediately and she said she got the timing of the story wrong. She kept insisting that my friend attacked her, and I say to everyone in the room "...if he punched you, you would be dead right now. look at him" gesturing to my huge friend. Her story changed again to "he didn't hit me. he shoved me and i fell and hit my head"

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Eventually the truth came out, after a series of lies. The real story was that she was upset over my POS roommate breaking things off with her and she took her anger out on the two of us because it was just easy to blame us. She also didn't like how I stopped giving a shit and tried washing my hands of the situation, and my good friend roommate was just dragged into this mess because he lived with me. There was one night prior to these events where she actually tried to punch him after getting too drunk (Red flag 3) My good friend roommate said he wanted to press charges against her, whatever he could get, and they agreed to call the police. She started crying and apologizing, saying she would never do something like that again. My good friend roommate decided to wash his hands of her too, and we both left and never spoke to her again. No cops ever came. Whenever we would see her in the halls, both of us would stare daggers into her eyes. She could never maintain eye contact when we passed her. I matched with her on Tinder months later and she tried flirting with me. She eventually unmatched me when she couldn't get more than a "lol" and "cool" out of me during the conversation. She ended the conversation by attacking me over my insecurities, telling me I was too awkward (I'm pretty awkward) to be around and how I was lucky she ever paid any attention to me. I knew she was just trying to get a rise out of me, so I ignored the message and went about my own business. A few weeks later I kept getting random calls from a strange number, I looked it up and found a name, then looked on her friends list for the name. It was her new boyfriend. Right then I started getting calls from HER number, minutes after getting calls from his number. I have no idea what the two of them wanted from me, but I blocked both numbers and eventually moved away. I looked up her profile recently...she's still really hot, but I feel awful for her current BF or any guy who deals with her without knowing what they're really getting into. I still think about how differently this all could have turned out.

TL;DR - If a hot girl studying psychology starts talking to you out of nowhere, run away quickly because she is a level 80 woman-spider looking to feast on your soul. Also she gave me the clap which was not fun to deal with.