The Female List of Requirements For Men

- Like the Office

- Dress like you’re a character in the Office - be an Office character

- Have lots of money - be a millionaire

- Have lots of ambition

- Have lots of time to spend with her / on her

- Don’t like South Park, don’t like Family Guy, don’t have an actual sense of humor

- Like Romantic movies - A Walk to Remember, Twilight, Titanic. Sit and watch these horrible movies with her and don’t complain. Enjoy these horrible movies.

- Give her children - don’t have sex with her if you’re not ready for children right now

- Be different from the rest - be interesting but don’t be weird

- Cuddle her before / after sex

- Be tall but not too tall

- Be attractive

- Be athletic

- Be confident

- Be a good guy - Be Jesus

- Have a large penis

The Male List of Requirements For Females

- Be a decently attractive 6/10