A year ago my girlfriend/business partner turned AWALT so I left Asia and abandoned my consulting plans.

I couldn't proceed effectively without her -- I needed a devoted liaison who knew the local language, culture and modus operandi -- but the moment I foisted an iota of legitimate responsibility onto her (after 2.5 years of her begging to participate), she promptly threw off her NAWALT unicorn mask and revealed herself a common POS THOT, of course, like all women do upon entering the workforce or finally getting whatever it is they think they want.

Been monk ever since.

I'm a 30yo sigma male.

2-year AA degree (including Calc 2 and O-Chem 2).

I considered finishing up with an engineering degree, but interviews like this make engineering seem a fate I wouldn't wish upon my worst enemy...

Most of my role models found their way via psychology, but that was way back in the day -- now the whole field has been overrun by women, cucks and liberal SJWs and subverted for their agendae...

I know of one business consultant who began with Industrial Management, and the descriptions of this major sound both promising and a good fit for me (85% male dominated, heavy on STEM and calculus which scares all the women out).

So I was considering finishing up my bachelors thusly to take the leap into consulting. However:

  1. I don't need the bach for knowledge -- I'm already an adept self-learner, so there's little they can teach me in class that I can't just buy the book and learn for myself (faster, better, cheaper).
  2. I do need both proximity to and experience interacting with the sorts of c-suiters who're ultimately to become my clients, along with some functional understanding of the corporate environment in which these sorts exist and make decisions within.

... which is to say, what I actually need is either (a) an internship or (b) a job that'll put me into near direct involvement with execs, the closer the better, so I can learn how to cure their ills. I need this far more than I need a degree... in fact, the degree is merely a stepping stone, to be effectively discarded once I'm "in" and have landed my first few clients (who then, the theory goes, can provide referrals and, most importantly, REFERENCES, upon which to grow my practice).

To work through my strategy backwards, what I'm trying to do is:

  • Grow a successful consulting practice; which shall be built upon a foundation of
  • C_O referrals and references; to get refs I must first
  • Convert C_Os to clients; to convert I must have
  • Access to and understanding of C_Os; one way to get closer to my C_O marks would be an
  • Internship/job that provides close proximity/a working relationship with C_Os; one way to get internships/jobs is to
  • Pursue a degree in Industrial Management.

Notice that my strategy gets shaky ("one way...") around halfway through, hence why I'm inquiring to you instead of just grabbing that degree by the pussy (don't want to blindly get myself #MeToo'd by the outrageously high-cost/low-benefit scam that the university system has become).

QUESTION: Any ideas how I might gain exposure to CEOs, COOs, etc., besides an internship/job?

QUESTION: Any ideas how I might land a suitable internship/job quicker or cheaper than pursuing an IM degree?

QUESTION: Do you think it's even wise to pursue a degree/career/consulting at this stage of the game, or should I be hoarding cat food, dildo-batts and social-media-likes for the impending socioeconomic apocalypse?

QUESTION: As the world collapses, do you think business consultants will find themselves unemployed (due to their ever-increasing ineffectiveness brought on by stifling bureaucracy, their clients' purse-strings tightening, Orwellian laws restricting their every attempt at intervention), or do you think those of us who specialize in those dark misogynistic arts of performance improvement (the implementation of EQUITABLE performance-based pay systems, the devising of strategies which avoid diversity quota hires like the plague, and the wielding of many other such horrible/masculine weapons of "toxic productivity" used to "keep women [and other parasites] down") might be the last bastion of hope for businesses desperate to stay in the black?

A penny for your thots?

Note that as a monk, autodidact and devout minimalist, I'm capable and willing to go pretty much anywhere in the world to make whatever needs to happen, happen. I've thus far been self-employed and involved with small businesses for my entire life... but not in this industry, and the idea even of doing work for hourly wages is quite foreign to me. Transitioning from small/solo to large/corporate, I need to find my footing.

P.S. My other plan was to buy a small boat and go sail solo around the world. But once I've finished (in 2-5 years) I'll probably be right back where I am now, somewhat broker, still chomping at this consulting bit... so I figure I might as well take care of this first. Who knows how long things are going to hold together -- if the trends continue (OF COURSE THEY WILL), then starting a new career is bound only to become even more difficult in the future. I feel it's now or never.

TL;DR: I wanna become a consultant so I can travel around red-pilling and un-cucking companies so as to repair the damage wrought upon them by Orwellian THOT culture, feminists and purple-haired SJW HR depts. Help me make this happen?