A guy, walking along a beach, finds a lantern, picks it up and rubs it. Suddenly, and a magical Genie appears.

The Genie says he will grant the man 3 wishes but whatever the man wishes for, his wife gets double.

The man wishes for 10 mansions around the world and the genie replies "Then your wife will get 20" the man says, "Okay, I'm fine with that."

The Genie says, what do you want for your second wish?

The man then wishes for $500 Million dollars tax free, the genie says "Then your wife will get $1 Billion dollars." "Okay, that's fine." The man gets his $500 Million dollars.

The genie then asks "What is your last wish?"

The man replies "I want to get beaten half to death."