Joke my grandfather used to tell

JosephWassmer · 2019-05-27T03:48:00+00:00

She harps on me all of the time.

astuteglute · 2019-05-27T08:57:50+00:00

Still feels like she's hovering around.

2019-05-27T04:35:39+00:00

Haaaaaa this is one my dad tells -

Why do husbands die earlier than their wives - because they want to.

_Last_Man_Standing_ · 2019-05-27T13:01:40+00:00

my grandfather used to tell me this:

- "Women are like mushrooms. The prettier she is the more poisonous she'll be."

and this one:

- "It's cheapest when you pay for it."

^{translated to English by me.. :})

2019-05-27T16:26:26+00:00

The First Wife is from God The Second Wife is from Man The Third Wife is from the Devil.

2019-05-27T20:40:32+00:00

My grandfather told me if I want to be a millionaire then to cut it off.

shatterthecrystal63 · 2019-05-27T22:19:15+00:00

Came for the joke.

Stayed for the comments.

Never disappointed.

Title	Joke my grandfather used to tell
Author	Three-Legged-Fox
Upvotes	78
Comments	7
Date	May 27, 2019 3:31 AM UTC (7 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/MGTOW/comments/bth49x/joke_my_grandfather_used_to_tell/
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