Bomb scare at my job. We all had to evacuate. 1 thing I've learned over the years is to always grab my coat.

A scantily clad co-worker asked for my coat and I smugly said no. :)

Her: (playfully kicks me) Come on.

Me: Nope :) casually browses r/pussypassdenied on my phone

Neckbeard white knight: Just give it to her, man.

Me: Why don't you give her yours?

Neckbeard: She asked you.

Her: Yeah. You're taller. [jackie_chan_hair_pull.jpg] (What the fuck does that have to do with anything???)

Older female co-worker: Leave him alone.

Wow. One of their own kind stuck up for me. I guess younger millennial girls feel more entitled than the old gray mares who have been around the block a few times and know their place in society.

So that was that. Soon after we were let back in the building. The bitch works on a different floor than me and I will probably not come into contact with this bimbo ever again.