Had my vesectomy yesterday. The eurologist came out swinging like a champ. The first thing he brought up, unbeknownst to me, was Christina Hoffsummer, Dr. Helen Smith and more. He asked if I was familiar with their collective works.

... Ummmmm yes, yes I am.

30 minutes of engaging conversation meant to distract me from the fact that there's someone digging around my nut sac with knife.

The female nurse didn't say word one.