I basically go dutch with the gf on everything; and I have a more Chad-like status with the gf... I don't pay for pussy, and she initiates the sex anyway, because I am fairly asexual and indifferent. Yet when I do her, I basically emulate the way the black dudes are in interracial porn. I mean I fuck the crap out of her and there is a huge wet spot in the bed before I even bust my nut in her.

Last week, found a tape measure in bed. Apparently her curious nature (she is one of the few females I've known that has almost as much curiosity about everything as I do) wants to put a number to how long my dick is, because she seems to think I have porn star length based on the effect I have on her, and the funny thing is, I am just average. Not porn star large, not small, just average. I found a way to nix the idea, which should help maintain the illusion she has, as well as laughing it off ("I'm pretty sure my dick is not 50 feet long" -- she had the huge 50 foot tape measure reel)

Ultimately, that is what all relationships are. The keys in maintaining a relationship are to 1) realize it is an illusion and thus making sure certain illusions stay illusions 2) keep it limited in the sense that it doesn't become a second job 3) make sure the relationship has a pragmatic use (e.g. splitting hotel cost while vacationing in Europe) 4) The female has her place to live and the male has his place to live