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[–]DangZagnut17 points18 points19 points 7 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
Is there any other kind of commie?
[–]nifty_n0ah7 points8 points9 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
well the stupid ones, but that's kinda a given
[–]Sheep_Foreign_Labor 5 points6 points7 points 7 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Stakhanovites. In the old days of the USSR, mining more coal than anyone else during your shift earned you bonuses—special coupons to use in stores, medals, your picture in the newspaper. They were actually very good at motivating people to work harder.
[–]T00000096 points7 points8 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Well when you have a gun to your head it's quite motivational...
[–]Sheep_Foreign_Labor 6 points7 points8 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
“The glorious 5 year plan was realized in just 3 years!”
“But comrade Stalin, the census is several million short of where we expected.”
[is dragged to Siberia]
“Make that several million, plus one. Xaxaxa.”
[–]T00000093 points4 points5 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
that's exactly how it went....
[–]I-am-the-lul4 points5 points6 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The dead ones AKA the best kind of communists.
[–]Badthrowaway2928 12 points13 points14 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Cat cuddles? Wth? Lol
[–]Dan_Vanedzin6 points7 points8 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Just take the cat and have unlimited cat cuddles.
[–]Neorisingraiden5 points6 points7 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
How about i take all your food your wallet and your cat and you get nothing?
[–]8017353 points4 points5 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I have a bunch of shriveled leaves of lettuce. It's going on the compost pile.
You're gonna starve, bitch.
[–]CaptainCuntyBollocks1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
It's almost worth taking this entitled cunt up on her opportunity just so I could serve her dead cooked cat to her.
[–]searangex -1 points0 points1 point 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
hey man the cat did nothing wrong... however you might be doing it a favour
[–]P1000123-1 points0 points1 point 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Holy shit that would be great. Some Hannibal Lecter shit.
[–]Chairman_Ellen_Pao2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This lazy ho can just eat a bag of dicks!
[–]chart66532 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I'm as cynical as they come, but I'd have to bet this was just satire on her part
[–]TempleOfIron 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I thought the same. However, a simp gladly offered to cook for her and she jumped at it.
[–]ZergSuperHighway0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Part-time job...cook everyday. Part-time, everyday. Reminds me of that time I was a full-time volunteer, that had to work on a schedule, 5 days a week.
[–]chumthescrubber0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
sounds like a full time job
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