I was at the convenience store grabbing a few things. This guy came in with this girlfriend, first, coming in she made a giant sigh as if she had to announce to everyone she was there and we'd better start paying her attention. They are at the register about to check out as I get in line and the dude throws a bag of M&Ms on the counter getting ready to pay. Shit you not the woman was like "No put those back you already had sweets". He put them back, it took all my effort not to bust out laughing. Idk why men put up with this shit and it also got me thinking of past relationships. Basically always goes like this.

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Woman after you hang out with the guys one night: "Why do you care about your friends more than me? Why were you gone so long?"

Women when you have friends period: "Who is she/he, how long have you known them, what is their social security number? Have you kissed them?"

Women when you have work to do: "Why do you always ignore me, I feel like we are drifting apart?"

Women when they want candy: "You better buy me candy or I'll turn into a raging bitch even though I already had 3 pizzas and a banana split, we are all beautiful because wamyn."

Woman when you want candy: "Why are you buying that? Don't buy that, I don't want it."

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However, also women.

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Women: "Jason complemented my new dress today."

Her BF: "Who is Jason?"

Women: "Omg why are you so controlling and jealous why cant you just trust me?"

Her friends; "Omg girl that relationship is toxic just break up with him."