I'm a courier. I deliver alcohol here in LA and today I got a call to this smoking hot blonde.

Basically the way that it works is I park out front of a store and when the store gets an order, I walk inside, grab it and deliver it to the customer. Well this time it was 2 bottles of wine. I go in the store, grab the shit and drive it to the destination.

When I get to the door, this beautiful blonde answers the door. I mean she's gorgeous y'all. Long hair, pretty face and worst of all, she's half naked. Only wearing some black booty shorts and a tiny tank top.

Now I've got sunglasses on so I'm eyeballing her up and down and she cant really tell. This girl is beautiful. I hear some Chad yell out, "Hurry up babe" and all I can think of is how I wish that was me. Yeah I mean, you can GYOW and all but at the end of the day, if we were in his position, would we not be satisfied? I mean he's fucking her brains out, probably as we speak.

Monk of almost a decade feeling really weak right now...