This story is based upon my formal armchair qualifications of TRP wisdom, broscience and speculation. A long time ago, before civilisation, many different species of hominids lived a natural existence. This existence was founded upon millions of years of evolution, organisms which had to behave in a way which maximised their chances to survive and reproduce. Hypergamy is a natural feature of evolution. Wimmin choose guys who are strong and therefore able to protect them, give them giny tingles and produce healthy, strong offspring. This is perfectly natural and accepted by all red pill professors.
So once upon a time there was a strong caveman called Ug. Ug lived in a tribe with many other cromagnons. Ug was a good hunter, he could beat up other cromagnon males in fist fights and wrestling. The wimmin in Ug’s tribe liked Ug a lot and he had laid with most of those he found attractive. Ug developed feelings for the prettiest female in his tribe, Mimi. Mimi had bigger mammary glands than the other females and an aesthetically pleasing symmetrical face. Soon Ug and Mimi were laying together exclusively. Ug still loved to hunt so he would often go away for days or even weeks with his cromagnon bros. Mimi did not like this but she knew that Ug was better than the other males in the tribe so she just accepted it.
One time Ug went hunting for much longer than usual. He and his bros ventured deep into a new hunting ground with plentiful game. Ug and his bros decided to make camp here for an extra couple of weeks before returning. The fact that Ug was away for so long made Mimi very angry. She decided that she wanted to get back at Ug so she began laying with another hunter named Og. Og was skinnier than Ug but he had built a great hut and had plenty of supplies to take care of Mimi. She kept it secret though, only fucking Og away from the tribe. The others in the tribe were not stupid so they suspected something was going on between Mimi and Og.
A few days later Ug returned from the hunt. Ug was quick to hear the rumours about Mimi and Og. Ug confronted Mimi who quickly broke into tears and explained that nothing had happened and they were just friends, and she only needed Og’s emotional support because Ug was ignoring her. Upon further questioning, and faced with Ug’s murderous rage Mimi explained that something had happened. Mimi told Ug that she had only sucked Og’s manhood, not let him enter her secret valley, because that was only for Ug, anyway it was not her fault because Og had forced her to do it.
Ug decided that he could not be disrespected like that, and besides that his genetic instincts wanted him to spend his time and resources raising his own offspring, not the offspring of another man. He picked up his hunting spear and in his rage he found Og and killed him. He went back to Mimi who thanked him for defending her and punishing Og who had definitely forced her. A month later Mimi’s stomach began to swell and she was with child. After the child was born it looked a bit different to Ug, but Mimi explained that of course it was Ug’s baby as Og had only forced her to suck his manhood, and he had never entered her secret valley. Ug was vaguely uncomfortable with this but lacking a modern DNA kit he was forced to accept Mimi at her word.
So there we have it. In this little piece of doggerel we have the origins of hypergamy, AF:BB, branch swinging, fake rape allegations, trickle truth, gaslighting, she’s not yours it is just your turn, cucking, and misattributed paternity. To be fair we cannot even blame Mimi, she just did what female hominids do. She went for the best guy, upon feeling lonely or insecure she branch swung to another guy. Faced with imminent death her only option is to lie and manipulate, she cannot possibly win a physical confrontation. Gaslighting and trickle truth are her ONLY options for survival. Having to raise Og’s baby alone is difficult, much better to cuck Ug and get him to help. If Ug wises up or moves on she will find a lesser male to help her. So there we have it in a nutshell, the origins of all known TRP female behaviours, explained with history, genetics, psychology and science and stuff.
