So the cops get a call that an intoxicated woman hit a bunch of cars then passed out behind the wheel. They get there, wake her up, take her out of the car and attempt a field sobriety test. She's so fucked up that she can't even follow simple instructions, so they cuff her and put her in the cop car. Apparently she doesn't smell like alcohol so they ask her what she took, and she denies taking anything but is obviously high on something. Oh, did I mention there was a baby in the back seat? This woman hit a bunch of cars then passed out at the wheel...all with a baby in the back. Anyone wanna take a guess what her punishment will be? We all know how the court system is when it comes to women (especially mothers), so I'm guessing a fine and probation but no jail time. At least the child was okay.