Tell any woman a secret and she will look you in the eyes and promise she won't tell anyone right before telling all her girlfriends.

The woman puts a man into debt: houses he can't afford, kids he can't afford, the wife he cannot afford, even if he had all the money in the world.

The woman is a source of constant, petty noise. From listening to her babble to have sex to her to hearing her scream and cry to having the kids she produces scream and cry: there can be no peace of mind for the man among a woman!

Pity the man who works all day and would rather stay at that soul crushing job than to go home to his ever nagging wife.