Top 10 Benefits of Feminism!

  1. You can now have as much free sex as you want! (+ free STDs)

  2. You can now get divorced for any reason (and take half of your man’s wealth)!

  3. You can now have your child killed for any reason!

  4. You don’t have to raise the kids that you let live!

  5. You can now be drafted for the military (and decrease unit cohesion and effectiveness)!

  6. You can now gain as much weight as you want (while also shaming healthy women)!

  7. You can now condemn masculinity (while still depending on mostly male police, fire, military, and civic workers)!

  8. You can now get useless degrees in college!

  9. You can now collect government subsidies for being a single parent (from male taxes)!

  10. You can now accuse men of earning more (while empirically working less)!

Enjoy!