What supplies would a man send his wife to go to the store for?

I'm making a mock picture of this meme I found that is supposed to be "funny" and show how it would look if the genders were switched.

Basically it's a shopping list that a wife supposedly gave her husband after he "sat on the couch all day doing nothing" while she was "doing all the work" and then sent him to the grocery store and turned her phone ringer off.

I'm going to make a mock picture and change the genders and see if it gets the same reaction from people.

I need some ideas of what a husband would write on a shopping list to give to his wife that she would have no clue about. Thanks.