So child support has me living back at home with my aging parent. Having lived alone for so many years I forgot about how every so often women get a monumentally boneheaded idea and have to be dissuaded from it.

This one was "loaning a car" to a girlfriend. For a trip several hundred miles long. Fuck that, I might as well drive the car into a ditch ahead of time because an old woman driving a borrowed car is the prequel to half of judge Judy's show.