Today was the first car show of the season. I was very pleased with the turn out and everyone came out of the woodwork for this one show. There was 1975 Plymouth Sebrings and a 1 of 1 Cosworth Vega, signed by the legend himself, 1Gary.

But, there is always that one weirdo Mopar owner there and he presents himself as a transgender. He specified that he was once a female and needed a car that would show his masculinity so he chose a 1973 Plymouth Fury.

He specified that because he has this car, he is going to sell it at Barrett Jackson next year for a big return as he is the first transgender to ever own a Mopar product. It will be a museum piece is also specified.

I believe him and I shook his hand and welcomed him to the car world. I hope he makes his money and reverses his transgenderism.