First of all, welcome to the end of your gynocentric, hypergamous reign. Take a seat, shut up and listen.

You have been empowered to believe you're ultimately tough goddesses, capable of doing anything without no man. Good for you. Your incessant need to "swing your dick around" is not only classless, but also pathetic, and above all simply wasted energy. No one here cares about what you have to say, because beyond your rapidly deteriorating looks, you really bring nothing to the table.

Need proof? Find any of your girlfriends social media posts. Proof's in the pudding, with all this big talk coming from a land whale who can't lift her own fat ass off the couch from Netflix, or even from a twig who's maybe 50 lbs soaking wet and can't life her own wrist from the muscular atrophy she suffers from her unwillingness to eat at all.

You're encroaching on the last sacred virtual realm men have to express themselves. You're entitled to all the other space out there, to the point where my morning runs can't go uninterrupted without one of you useless twats trying to flag me down for casual conversation about something I don't give a fuck about: your feelings. Yet if someone else flags you down during your morning run just to give a bit of praise to keep you going, you instantly assume he or she wants your number to bang later. No one here wants your bullshit, so take it elsewhere. Bottom line: go choke on your fucktoys and fuck off to your cats.

Heed this warning: entering this sub was your choice, as well as your mistake. If you choose to remain here, be sure to bring glasses of your tears for everyone to enjoy, because the only satisfaction to be had here is the freedom we have from you. This goes for you White Knight Weiner lickers as well. Either man up and find your own way here on this sub, or go back to r/offmychest to cry about how you can't get laid and you're always broke.