Alright I'll save you the bullshit, but I really like this chick and she seems possibly NAWALT. I mean, she isn't a Westerner, isn't a feminist, isn't a landwhale, is pleasant to talk to. She's attractive but not full of herself. I don't know I can't talk myself out of liking her.

Please talk some sense into me, anonymous gentleman. Speak freely! What am I missing? How will she ruin me?