... I went out on a date with this beautiful girl. Smart, funny, hot. The whole package.

We ate at a classy restaurant, watched a movie, had a nice talk while walking through the city and when she said that it was getting late I went for a kiss but she backed away a little.

She started with "there is something I have to tell you" and I knew this was going to end badly.

" I have a boyfriend.", she said with all the cuteness gone from her face.

Its astounding how peoples faces change when they used you as their personal wallet. I paid for the restaurant, the movie and some snacks afterwards. She basically robbed me that day.

I have to say, I had my fair share of bitches/thots/cheaters over the years but for some reason I hated her the most. Maybe because she was the first girl I had come close to "fall in love with". It was our third date.

The utter betrayal was perfect when she asked me if I could drive her home.

I did.

Not because I am beta or whatever but I felt if I left her there, she would have "won". I am not proud of that.

I didn't see her for years but as fate happens the world is a small place and 6 years had passed when we accidentally met at a Cafe.

You should know that over these years I started working out and that I am quite defined now body wise. Not as grotesque as a bodybuilder but still. I did not have a shortage on Lady friends.

So we met at this Cafe. It's a private Cafe and my favorite for years now. The owner is a good friend of mine also.

She sees me and to my dismay she still looked stunning if not even more beautiful. But her outer appearance could not disguise her foul being from me. Her eyes obviously scanned my body and she seemed to like what she saw.

She made obvious advances on me. She complimented my appearance and was really touchy in general. Couldn't get her hands off of me. Truth be told. It was rather disgusting.

But what I didn't tell her was that I met up with my current girlfriend here after my workout on Fridays. And she should be here around now.

The banner of fortuna shone on me that day when my girlfriend finally entered the Cafe. I immediately pulled her over and proceeded to make out with her passionately in front of the hoe.

My girlfriend was perplexed since I am not much for openly showing affection but she smiled at me and looked at the bitch to my left and asked who she was.

"She? A thief and a piece of shit.", I answered looking at the hoe.

Her mouth assumed many different shapes but not a word left her mouth. She was so dumbfounded and speechless that she couldn't even utter a single word.

The red on her cheeks got darker until she looked like a tomato with blonde hair.

My girlfriend was obviously puzzled at all this but she seemed to understand that I'd obviously tell her the whole story later and followed the conversation.

The thot gave me an angry look for another couple seconds. Her mere presence started to trigger me. So I said "this is the part where you fuck of. Or do you need a ride back home?"

She obviously remembered and shouted: " You are an asshole."

" I am sorry, you might have misunderstood what I have said. I meant go to where you belong. Hell."

(I might have cussed a lot more irl. I am paraphrasimg here. Bear with me.)

" Name calling is that it? How mature of you." , she countered with her serpent like tounge.

My body instinctively switched to Sarcasm mode.

" Oh no WHAT am I gonna do now? You got me. That's my weakness. You questioning my maturity. Now I can't sleep anymore. Oh geez. Hey look, hey look people, the bitch who stole my money has the nerve to call me immature. Who would have seen that coming...Piss off, you wee cunt. "

My girlfriend seemed to understand who I was dealing with here since she still remained silent(I told her the story b4) .

She gave me a spiteful look. Turned to my girlfriend and told her:

" I hope you have fun with this misogynistic asshole.

My gf was perfectly cool. Her pokerface 10/10.

" Misogynist? Because of this? If anything, this would count as animal abuse, you stupid pig. Now piss off. "

At her words she jumped on her heel turned around and stormed out while cursing all the way.

I gave my girl a quick kiss and we bonded over how we Tag teamed that hoes ass afterwards.

T'was a magical day.

Thanks for reading. This story was inspired by an older post on this subreddit. It made me remember a pleasant day :)

Also my current gf is absolutely cool. I know restraint isn't your guys Forté but keep the bashing for the hoe in the story please.