https://www.wonkette.com/the-week-in-garbage-men-mgtows-declare-sex-dolls-the-new-standard-of-beauty

And she can even change a tire! We've been spending a lot of time with the winners of r/incels lately -- mostly because they are incredibly terrible, but I thought it would be nice this week to check in on the Men Going Their Own Way and see what they are up to these days. Which is apparently having some #opinions on the face of a sex doll.

I don't care if she changes a tire. I can change my own tire, can you? Or do you call AAA and get a real man to do it?

Thanks for taking time from your incel/virgin bashing to bash people who are apathetic toward you. So much so that, as silly as it may seem, they're literally willing to replace you with some silicone. Kinda like your overused vibrator I'm sure. But we don't want to shame pig women for shoving a chunk of plastic with batteries in their cooze. I mean, that's just creepy and weird isn't it? Especially since it takes literally zero work to get the real thing inside you. What do you have to do, like, dress up and go to Tinder or a bar and have guys hitting on you? Scroll through your contacts and at least a dozen guys on there will fuck you.

Now, as you may or may not know, MRAs and MGTOWs are very excited about all the new sex doll and sex robot technology.

I doubt MRA cares much, but you keep spreading your propaganda.

Not all of us care about dolls, it's an individual choice. Me? No so much, but hey, if someone wants a sex toy for a sexual outlet, good for them. Let me know when you throw away those plastic battery powered cocks that you shove in your holes for <some reason>. What a winner you are.

Largely because they believe that not only will it give them the option of finally having the pliant, submissive supermodel of their dreams to have sex with, but also because they think that if they all Lysistrata us ladies with sex dolls and sex robots, we will all collectively freak out and decide to give up feminism FOREVER in order to get them to pick us over the sex dolls, and then they will win.

For those without a classical education, Lysistrata is a greek play where a woman decides to end war by denying all the men sex.

A choice line reading.

           LYSISTRATA     There are a lot of things about us women     That sadden me, considering how men     See us as rascals.                CALONICE     As indeed we are!

If you ever wondered where the phrase, "Lioness on the Cheese Grater" came from, its a sexual position.

The local magistrate muses on the hysterical nature of women, their devotion to wine and promiscuous sex, but above all he blames men for poor supervision of their womenfolk. So if you think men weren't red pilled in 400BC, you got another think coming. If you think any of this is new it's been going on for 2400 years. In the play, however, the men go full blue pill. Probably to make some bitch happy. Everyone gets huge boners and caves like fags.

Isn't a classical education fun? But I digress.

Wrong. It's not the excitement of having some submissive super model. It's a replacement for you. You're the negative here. No one wants you any more. You think if there aren't sex dolls somehow you're back on the table? Nope. Most men are born with hands, and they're quite effective.

I'd more question why MGTOW even exists and would rather fuck silicone than you.

You offer nothing but negatives, but, a simulacrum of you with an off button is the next best thing. As we know, feminism says you're nothing but a set of holes, and I'm a feminist. So why waste your time when I could, if I chose, buy a set of holes? It's a one time cost. Shouldn't you be happy that such evil toxic virgins want nothing to do with you.

A thank you would be appreciated.

The MGTOW posting this "Amazing" sex doll face was pretty excited over how realistic it is, but not everyone was convinced! Especially one guy who said she was not as "realistic" as another sex doll he had seen, which other MGTOWs were swiftly very excited about!

Everyone has a choice in preferences. We aren't as complicated as women and their 99 genders requirements in a relationship, but we do have our likes when it comes to certain qualities. Some like cheekbones, different hair color, etc. I'm sure you're not in any way picky when it comes to partners.

"Seriously, at this level it doesn't even matter if it's fake I'd rather bang that than deal with entitled 'I don't need no man' land whales."

Unfortunately for them, their dream sex doll turned out to be a real human woman:

Yeah you sure fooled them. Don't worry, the artistry is getting there. I mean, if you can cake on makeup to look fake, surely the same can be applied to some latex. 

"Lol, thanks. Ironically, the real girl is putting on makeup that makes her look MORE like a doll than a real life woman."  "So goes to show sex dolls will be the new standard of beauty, not the other way around."  "Also, I wouldn't be surprised if they could actually make a doll that looks like her. The ones available aren't that far off in realism at all."

Oh they are, you wouldn't believe how they look.

Oh yes, that will for sure be a thing that happens!

The problem isn't your "looks", the problem is your fucking toxic personality and overall uselessness in a relationship. I personally prefer women with the right personality in the 4.5 - 7.5 range. Looks mean not a whole lot to me, but then, I'm not buying a sex doll to replace average women, I'd buy one to replace the inside. And cold rubber is better than what you are on the inside.

Interestingly, women love looking like dolls. It was only a matter of time until you were replaced. I mean, thanks to you, men prefer the fake doll looks I guess, and we don't really need the useless and ugly parts of you. I'm curious why women like to look like sex dolls. I mean weren't you already shoving silicon in your lips, tits, asses, bobbing your noses and faking your looks for years? I thought you were all into body positivity?

Why do you care? Is your vibe shoved in your hole named Bob? That has been the most common name. Although second place was Richard. A girl I know calls her's Little Richard for some reason.

Another warned against the manufacturer of those dolls, and recommended this one, which costs $1,349, instead.

Sounds reasonable. And here I am wasting money on sailboats that I keep managing to sink.

This very much appealed to another MGTOW, who was very sad that women in REAL life were never 70lbs.

Well, you can find plenty if you drop the leading 3.

You really think it's only about looks don't you. How shallow you are.

"Wow and she is lighter than biofemales too...  "Come on women, time to woman up, get to the gym, you have to be this fit and 32kg to have a shot. And this isn't sarcasm, I like my women petite, fit and light."

Biofemales is incel speak, not MGTOW speak.

Oh! So you mean all I would have to do is starve myself to be impossibly thin (and yet somehow still fit!), and then I'd have a shot with throwawaypsycho80, the guy who posts on the MGTOW reddit? WHAT A DEAL. Let me get on that right away!"

I don't think you understand MGTOW at all. It doesn't matter what you look like, no one wants you.

I think your article is based on some incels that wandered in. Frankly, since /r/incels got harassed a lot of them came here. They seem to care more about the sex dolls than MGTOW, but who knows?

One MGTOW, however, was particularly infuriated by the fact that the sex doll was wearing "makeup."

So? Do you like guys with curly mustaches? No? What a cunt.

"Women wear makeup to hide their defects and enhance their features."

Is this untrue? Empirical evidence would show otherwise. Do you use makeup to highlight your imperfections?

"Sex dolls can be created in the image of perfect female beauty."

There's a large variety of body types and colors, including blue aliens and trannies. People like what they like. Why do you care what the shape of the rubber surrounding the holes looks like.

"Perfect female beauty requires as much makeup as perfect male beauty -- none."  "We get sex dolls slathered in porn star makeup with porn star dead eyes and 50-IQ expressions."

The prettier ones have some small flaws and have a more natural look, of course, that's just my opinion.

"Fuck off."

How is that even fair? Why can't the sex doll just be a natural beauty?

That's how I'd prefer them. But you've been replaced I guess. Must be for some weird reason.

Still, some of the MGTOWs were more positive

Dammit.

"Even if she's not your type, it's amazing how real they now look. And they will never age and never play mind games."

HUMAN WOMEN, AMIRITE?

Now you're getting it, you're the problem, not your looks. But then you'd have to look at the inside, and wonder what it is about you that no one wants.

Personally, I eagerly welcome our sexdoll/sexbot replacements.

Great! We're all in agreement, and I don't even want one.

Because the more sexbots there are, the more likely it is that these winners will continue going their own way and not attempt to inflict themselves on any real life women.

I know right! That's exactly the point. No more evil toxic men bothering you anymore. No more made up rape lies, no more having to hashtag, PoundMeToo, no more catcalling, or attention from those ugly icky boys in bars. You're finally in feminist utopia, free from any oppression or attention from those icky ugly man-children.

Even better, you never have to settle for one when you are bucked off the cock carousel. Bliss.

Sex dolls will do more for gender relations than 100 years of feminist nonsense, that pretty much only showed women are pieces of shit. I notice women had nothing to do with sex dolls. Interesting.

So once again men have to do everything, because you little cupcakes just can't accomplish anything without men doing all the work. You're welcome.

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