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Captain Jack Goff...

DWShimoda

March 19, 2019
12 upvotes
/r/MGTOW

Too Funny.

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Title Captain Jack Goff...
Author

DWShimoda

Upvotes 12
Comments 3
Date March 19, 2019 8:00 AM UTC
(7 years ago)
Subreddit Posted in /r/MGTOW
Original Link https://old.reddit.com/r/MGTOW/comments/b2umru/captain_jack_goff/
Archive Link https://theredarchive.com/r/MGTOW/captain-jack-goff.496155
https://theredarchive.com/post/496155
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Comments

[–]8017356 points7 points8 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

No matter how hard one tries, space ships will always in general look like a penis and will be used to penetrate undiscovered spaces.

And motherships? Will always have several ships docked with others waiting nearby in orbit.

[–]DWShimoda2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link

BTW, yes that thing is real... like $250.

And a far cry from the old Chimp/Frog (NSFW) trick.

[–]PressNeinForGerman1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

I wonder if they can make a bigger one of these things that I can rest atop my shoulders, stick my head inside, and it'll just tear it right off.

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