So lets flip the genders. Imagine if a father did not have a good relationship with his wife and thought his daughter was hotter than his wife. (DISTURBING AS FUCK OF COURSE!)

Now imagine that same father treated his daughter like a surrogate wife!

So as you know my mom is WAAAY too attached to me ie she cooks dinner for me without me asking. She badgers and asks me questions NON stop and CONSTANTLY wants to talk to me. ie when I am litterally taking a shit in the bathroom or like today i practically chocked to death on some chicken lol because the SECOND my foot steps in the door she badgers me about school. She LITERALLY won't even let me chew as I am eating something!

The reason she does this is she hates my dad for some reason and uses me as a surrogate husband. What do I say next time she acts like this? should I say: "mom I'm fuckin' busy! if you want to talk, talk to your husband!"

Fuck i'm not surprised if she would want to start spooning with me lol : (JUST JOKING AND BEING FACETIOUS) ( (However Sadly I saw this, a 15 year old black youth was spooning with his mom on those couches in the mall)

-discuss

p.s my dad advises me to live at home to save money while i am in college. i have no debt either so staying home is advantageous in this situation. so its not like i can "just move out"