So I knew this couple: classic modern couple. Dude works in IT and does all the work, completely supports this girl (actually attractive, not landwhale. 21 I think and he was 25) to sit on her ass all day.

When we hang out she's all over him kissing and stuff, asking me to take pictures of them. Whatever.

So she hits me up one day asking for something or another -- I forget. So I tell her, "nah. Look, you're going to come over here, be a good girl and suck my cock." Maybe 3 texts back and forth between us to confirm that I'm serious and -- well she covered 40 miles in 20 minutes.

When she got here she called her beta boyfriend who adores the fuck out of her up, "oh I'm with my mom blah blah she's not feeling well blah blah blah" whatever. I tell her to hurry up, not even caring that dude could probably hear me. She hurries up and hangs up on him.

I'm not evil so I tell her I'm going to give her 80 bucks for doing this, but actually the rules have now changed. "I don't want a blowjob anymore. I need sex,, I'm not going to wear a condom, and I'm going to cum inside you. Are we doing this or not?"

She's like "oh what if I get pregnant I can't get pregnant" I tell her "Fine. I might pull out. I'm not budging. You in or GTFO." This excites her more.

So I have her on my bed, she sucks my dick a little, and then I throw her down on her back. I give her one more chance: "I'm going to fuck you like the little slut you are and your boyfriend is never going to find out." It might have well been niagra falls. I had to wash my sheets later.

So I get on top of her and put my dick right up to her pussy, she is gasping and panting and melting in front of me. I don't actually make insertion, I pull back and put my pants on, tell her "You make me sick." throw the money at her and tell her to get out.

So an hour later her boyfriend is up there and she's claiming I stole something or another from her. I didn't have the heart to tell him. But dude was ready to fight me. I told him "fuck off." and slammed the door. They both scurried away never to be heard from again.

The End.

AWALT!