At the office today a female coworker asks if I can call a customer for her, wrote a sarcastic reply to her email ‘why can’t you do it?’ which obviously didn’t come across properly. Coworker messages me to check if I’m alright, she can get some one else to do it. Apologise explain I was joking and call the customer.

As I’m sat there and the customers phone rings through to voicemail I realise what’s happened. Why can’t she do it? Because she knows I think she’s cute and therefore can get me to do stuff for her. I believe the feminists would call this a ‘micro aggression’.

It’s the little things boys, know your worth.