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[–]Anonymously_Aroused38 points39 points40 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Piercings are a no go.
[–]NOT_A_THROWAWAY34512 points13 points14 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
And tramp tats.
[–]Tree_Bark_6662 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Turn the lights off🙆
Fake name, Hotel, No DNA left behind, Burner phone, Don't live in the same town, No social media,
Ghost in a cloud of kush.
[–]FanofLemmy24 points25 points26 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
So she’s either far as fuck or her pussy is the size of the Grand Canyon...
[+][deleted] 7 years ago [recovered] (1 child) | Copy Link
Doesn't look fat (it usually shows on the jowls)
[–]MrBilboringBaggins 12 points13 points14 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Braahhhhhhhhhhh. You haven't crawled low enough on the cesspool of online dating sites. One too many times I had barfed after I clicked on a woman's POF main profile pic and hot damn salsa, some of them bitches were 300+ lbs with a face like a 21-year old hottie. I have met some women like that in real life.
This broads soul left with her pussy farts. No thug dick can fill that sewage canal she calls vagina.
[–]strongandhappy19 points20 points21 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Her daddy issues will result in 3 baby daddies before she's 30. She thinks she's busy now.
[–]Iqbal40862715[🍰] 14 points15 points16 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
What the fuck happened to this world?
How on earth does any broad think this is attractive?
[–]thromgtow14 points15 points16 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
If she had zero time to waste, she wouldn't be on dating apps. Dumb fucking broad.
size queen
Unless she finds herself a cuckold fetishist as a husband/boyfriend, she should prepare to enjoy her wine and cats in isolation. Normal people don't like insufferable cunts.
[+][deleted] 7 years ago [recovered] (4 children) | Copy Link
So does size queen mean she’s overweight or is fucking her like throwing a hotdog down the hallway
[+][deleted] 7 years ago [recovered] (2 children) | Copy Link
The british phrase is "cunt like a billposter's bucket".
I have know idea what that is but I'm using it.
[–]CoochieCoochieLou4 points 7 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link
A Billposter is (usually) a man who goes round sticking advertising posters onto walls, wooden hoardings, etc. The "glue" is usually some sort of wallpaper paste carried in a galvanised bucket (the billposter's bucket), it is very sticky and sloppy, and the bucket usually has a diameter of about 12 inches to get the brush in.
[–]Infinitewisdom19843 points4 points5 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
lmao I had the same question but I'm going to guess she requires a fat shlong. Her face is too skinny for her to be fat unless she has the weirdest fat distribution genetics on the planet
[–]LiveTheTruth32110 points11 points12 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"Dont waste my vaginal time"
That'll come soon enough
[–]KarosGraveyard8 points9 points10 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
“How to destroy any chances of attracting a guy by sounding like an absolute cunt in just three sentences”
[–]WolfNewman7 points8 points9 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She's on the right path... She has an affinity for cats at that young age. It will come in handy when it's time to fight post wall loneliness.
[–]ijnenak5 points6 points7 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Ill pass homie
[–]JMD1735 points6 points7 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I tried pushing the red X, but this repulsive demoness wouldn't go away
[–]anongogogo5 points6 points7 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Piercings usually means she got train wreck.
[–]53withtrollhair3 points4 points5 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
All you have to do, in my honest opinion, is shove a cucumber up her ass to take up some slack. Good as new.
[–]Blackfysh882 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Size-queen = only a horse can satisfy my worn out puss.
[–]Xuppy4 points5 points6 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Anal it is, then.
[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"I'm a fucking size queen"
Bitch, all you need it the tip! GTFO here!
[–]QuantumSanta1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Anyone that uses the term 'bitch' should be avoided.
Waaaay too much trouble.
[–]Toshiba1point01 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Run away, run far far away. Bomb waiting to go off.
[–]RPdOF 1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Whenever I see that shit I always want to figure out a way to get them into a junkyard so I can get them close to the big magnet that picks up cars, then turn it on and see what happens?! Science in action!
Would that count as encouraging girls/STEM?
[–]salvaje_mgtow1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Bitches think that this is women’s empowerment but when she is about to hit the wall close to her 30s childless and with 2 cats she will start to panicked and start blaming men for her not being able to trap a men.
[–]user_miki1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
queen size vagina.Bring your jackhammer.Don't waste her vaginal time.
[–]GizmoRazaar0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
“size queen”
Did she misspell land whale on purpose, or has she been too much of a “hard worker?”
[–]schemadrome0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
i pity the fool
[–]Marqus5561 point 7 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link
I would not bring my 6.5*5.5 dick even close to that
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[–]Anonymously_Aroused38 points39 points40 points (2 children) | Copy Link
[–]NOT_A_THROWAWAY34512 points13 points14 points (1 child) | Copy Link
[–]Tree_Bark_6662 points3 points4 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]FanofLemmy24 points25 points26 points (2 children) | Copy Link
[+][deleted] [recovered] (1 child) | Copy Link
Doesn't look fat (it usually shows on the jowls)
[–]MrBilboringBaggins 12 points13 points14 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]strongandhappy19 points20 points21 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]Iqbal40862715[🍰] 14 points15 points16 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]thromgtow14 points15 points16 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[+][deleted] [recovered] (4 children) | Copy Link
So does size queen mean she’s overweight or is fucking her like throwing a hotdog down the hallway
[+][deleted] [recovered] (2 children) | Copy Link
The british phrase is "cunt like a billposter's bucket".
[+][deleted] [recovered] (1 child) | Copy Link
I have know idea what that is but I'm using it.
[–]CoochieCoochieLou4 points [recovered] | Copy Link
[–]Infinitewisdom19843 points4 points5 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]LiveTheTruth32110 points11 points12 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]KarosGraveyard8 points9 points10 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]WolfNewman7 points8 points9 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]ijnenak5 points6 points7 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]JMD1735 points6 points7 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]anongogogo5 points6 points7 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]53withtrollhair3 points4 points5 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]Blackfysh882 points3 points4 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]Xuppy4 points5 points6 points (0 children) | Copy Link
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[–]QuantumSanta1 point2 points3 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]Toshiba1point01 point2 points3 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]RPdOF 1 point2 points3 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]salvaje_mgtow1 point2 points3 points (0 children) | Copy Link
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[–]schemadrome0 points1 point2 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]Marqus5561 point [recovered] | Copy Link