So today, I ordered from a local burger place that I've always had phenomenal service with; the delivery is always on time, the food is hot, and the delivery guys are cool as fuck.

That all changed today, gentlemen. I ordered my food at 4:56 PM, and my food didn't arrive until over an hour later, and when I saw a cunt exiting the car, I knew some problems would certainly occur. The bitch came to my door with a resting bitch face, handed me my food, & had the nerve to say: "You're welcome," after I didn't say a single word to her. The food was also colder than Frosty the Snowman's asshole after the bitch took her sweet ass time delivering the food. How do I know she was taking her time? I was tracking the status of the order the entire time. To add insult to injury, the burger joint is a mere 10-minute drive from my house.

I damn near busted out laughing as I closed the door, because little did she know, that I knew the owner of the restaurant pretty well, (a kind, Middle Eastern man), who doesn't tolerate thots with repulsive attitudes. I let him know what happened, and disciplinary action WAS taken.

Edit: These were his words after I notified him:

"We truly apologize for the driver behavior. We try to get the food to you as soon as we can but sometimes traffic is crazy. I promise we do not tolerate rudeness and the driver will be disciplined. Please accept our apology. We know you have a choice."

TL:DR The only female delivery driver I've had from my favorite restaurant was a rude, passive aggressive cunt, but is that really a surprise in the 21st century?