I’m sure you all have had that moment when some girl comes from out of nowhere, invades the world you’ve created for yourself in search of some dick. This kind of girl, existed in my life quite recently actually and this was way before I knew this sub existed so excuse some of the lines you may come to cringe at.

So let’s pretend I wasn’t at an extra credit seminar filled with a panel of female directors who flipped the conversations into a victimization party and that the environment was filled with beautiful intention. Haha. Now that you understand the setting, let’s move onto the encounter.

So I was checking my phone because of notifying a professor that I wouldn’t be arriving at his class that evening because of this seminar and was snapped away from the thought by someone saying, “Is that Spidergwen?” Turning around I realized, for the first time since I’ve had the background on my phone, someone actually recognized it and I was immediately smitten between that and brief exchanges involving career paths. Like every blue pilled fuck, I ended up sticking around to play the “get to know you” game. Turns out, Kaitlyn was doing something similar but not for the same reasons.

Time and time again, whenever Kaitlyn hung around, you could tell she was trying to get us alone together. Meanwhile I’ve got a buddy of mine that was more handsy and functioned as a perfect deterrent. But of course, you know her plans would come full circle eventually, especially when she wasn’t shy about enjoying FWB. Keep in mind, by this time we’ve hung out on several occasions and she finally got the chance to seriously guide the conversation toward popping that question. Come time for the answer I said, “I love you too much to stop caring and agree to that.”

Honestly, I tell my bros I love em so that didn’t bother me. My regret isn’t even that I didn’t take pussy, in fact, I regret having said that in the first place.

But there is a funny silver lining for those looking for a smile. During this time she admitted to hitting double digits with partners and shared feeling as though, “I’ll never be able to get into a real relationship.” With this comes my last regret with Kaitlyn, I didn’t reply with, “your damn right.” Before promptly kicking her out of my car haha.