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[–]7firewire[S] 28 points29 points30 points 7 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
My best mate got married a couple of years ago. His wife was nice and really cool.
However once she got the 'ring on it' she started to turn into a bit of a bitch. She didn't want him going out or having a beer.
She said he was only allowed to have a beer twice a month.
This went on for quite a while until my mate had had enough and they separated.
He was feeling low and depressed so I sent him the above image.
I introduced him to online dating to maybe boost up his tattered self image. He has been banging 2-3 THOTs a week and him and I have been going and drinking as much as we like every weekend. We are having a ball and have never been happier.
[–]Savage-G 2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You’re a good mate. Let’s all print some of these and post them around town for our brothers
[–]buddy587451 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
How the hell is he banging that many women a week. I must just be really bad at everything. Like that's my whole internal struggle, I have no game.
[–]7firewire[S] 7 points8 points9 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Well he's an ex professional rugby union player so being a big fit unit helps I guess. Living in a capital city means there's lots of numbers.
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[–]labiteatibit0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Even "Chads" can get pussywhipped in a marriage. They're not immune to women's manipulation. Good news is that he got out and is now living the good life.
[–]7firewire[S] 1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Correct. THOT, BE GONE!
[–]rockorbe200213 points14 points15 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
And she went on to kiss many frogs to see if one of these turned out to be her Prince.
In retrospect, perhaps "kissing frogs" is a metaphor for sucking dick. Especially the toads full of warts.
[–]MGTOWinCambodia4 points5 points6 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Might add that not ALL family and friends will think you're cool as hell.
A few, sure.
But you're definitely not going to be liked by the older women in your family, or any older women, period. They are banking on leaching onto men forever, especially when their looks are up, and they have to employ shaming of single men to keep this con going.
Then there's your male friends who will never say they're jealous but magically they become extra critical of your lifestyle when they're sick of their wife's shit (anyone else experienced this?)
You could certainly cut these people out. Most of us won't.
But I figure a bit of nagging and shaming now and then is a very cheap price of admission for freedom.
[–]MenGoingTOWin3 points4 points5 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
and drank the milk from the box
What region has boxes of milk? I know Canada has bags of milk.
[+][deleted] 7 years ago [recovered] (1 child) | Copy Link
This is the best thing that I have read on Reddit..... Bravo OP!
[–]7firewire[S] 2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Thanks. We even had a Captain Morgan the other night just to celebrate 🎉
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This is the best thing that I have read on Reddit..... Bravo OP!
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