So I do this sometimes with a couple of em. I know, bad idea. But I put as much emphasis on it as any chatroom or sub on reddit... i.e. pretty much none but for my own personal entertainment if not just to flex. With that out of the way one of my ex's hit me up about "talking in your sleep" (her friend said some stupid shit in her sleep and had to tell me about it). As per usual female behavior she began to bring up shit I used to say.Now I don't date anymore because it's a waste of time and resources, BUT. Apparently I was pretty MGTOW back in the day even while dating before I even knew.

Apparently (and I don't quite remember so it could just be bullshit) I told her that if I ever proposed it would be with a cracker jack ring, if I ever hit the lotto I would get a mail order bride, and called her a "nigga" a bunch of times in my sleep LOL. My only response was "damn I'm almost envious of my former self".

Anyways, Keep going your own way, hope you get a few chuckles. And don't worry, I shoot them down every time I get even a whiff they think they could get me under their thumb again.