When you think logically what marriage is, it starts to seem like a huge act of desperation. It’s a government contract you sign with a woman where she promises not to leave you. Essentially you are so afraid of losing her, you are making her sign a government contract that she won’t leave you. What kind of man would be so desperate and terrified to lose a woman that he would bring in the government to force her not to leave?

And the worst part is that the contract isn’t enforceable. She can’t cheat on you and leave you at any time without any sort of punishment, so the contract doesn’t even work. Why in the world are men still doing this?