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[–]Timo48822 points23 points24 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
By doing that she fucked the rest of the human race into oblivion just because she felt like it.
[–]RedBlueGiG1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
So you would have Rather the Entire Race remain Pacified Trash with no Sentience. My nigga The Devil did the Steeze deed
[–]Timo4889 points10 points11 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
If the human race was a pacified trash with no sentience would he really have eaten that apple after god said no?
[–]Three-Legged-Fox13 points14 points15 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Eve was judged by God because she ate the fruit. Adam was judged by God for listening to his wife and eating the fruit.
“And unto Adam he said, Because thou hast hearkened unto the voice of thy wife, and hast eaten of the tree, of which I commanded thee, saying, Thou shalt not eat of it: cursed is the ground for thy sake; in sorrow shalt thou eat of it all the days of thy life;”
[–]ArtoriusXv0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Verily!
[–]mgtowliberdade13 points14 points15 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Ancient knowledge redpill.
Nothing else.
[–]Dawnguards9 points10 points11 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
The serpent had nothing to do with this.. It was Eve all along. Everyone knows serpents cant talk.
[–][deleted] 4 points5 points6 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Plot Twist: Eve and the serpent are one
[–]Dawnguards2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
if Adam was a titan then his ribs were as long as serpent. :P After all Eve was made from Adams rib.
[–]Agooelephant8 points9 points10 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Also Adam's fault for giving in to Eve's request and not showing authority and dominace in the relationship.
[–]georgesoyros4 points5 points6 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Adam: "Eve, you're not supposed to do that. Remember what God told you?"
Eve: "Oh man up you misogynist neckbeard incel loser!!1!!!"
[–]Profitglutton2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Satan: the original Chad that Eve just couldn't bring herself to resist
[–]ConstantChinner2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Stop her! Don't let her do it!
[–]SingleAndSuccessful1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Because was a free meal
[–]DarthSchadenfreude1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Plot twist: the Snake was actually Satan's penis and Cain was Satan's son, not Adam's. (thus explaining why Cain killed Abel; he shared his father's disdain for humanity)
[–]TheGuyJudasKilled0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Adam eventually became a cuck and in doing so, God punished him for his cuckness...
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