My sister married a college football coach who makes a million dollars a year. But first she tried marrying two other coaches and an NFL player, before finally divorcing her husband of 20 years. He only made a measly 200k a year, which is only 50k higher than my sister. Obviously he was a loser.

However her husband was lucky that she let him get a few credit cards after only allowing him to spend 15 dollars a week for years. He maxed the credit cards out at 10k each, so at least he finally got to spend SOME of his money when my sister had to pay them off. But now she married a millionaire this weekend. I wonder how much money she will allow him to spend. I bet she give him a budget of a whole 50 bucks a week! Poor bastard didn’t sign a prenup either. He’s sixty years old and won’t have a penny left after my sister is done with him. I looked at his kids at the wedding and thought, I hope they do really good in school, cause there won’t be anything left of their father after my sister takes his money, and his soul. Maybe my sister will try to figure out which one of his players will be drafted by the NFL.