After taking a few doses of red pill, I started diving into what some enlightened ones were talking about - indoctrination from Disney. Immediately, the first prime example that came to mind was the Hunchback of Notre Dame.

So Quasimodo bends over backwards for this hot gypsy girl and literally saves her ass from being burned alive and he does this so in the end, he can still land in the friend zone and the knight can get the girl?

No worries guys, even if you're a little below my standard, you can still serve me from orbit while someone hotter gets the goodies.

Yes, I dumbed down most of the story to arrive directly at the end. There is a decent glimpse at (religious) persecution of a group of people for failing to conform (sound familiar?) but the more I thought about that end, the more it sounded like pretty text book white knight shit.

Maybe Quasimodo should have stopped ringing the bells and became a cage fighter. Apparently, he has super human Hunchback strength and probably could have won first prize in several bouts, undoubtedly leading to some level of wealth, fame, and accomplishment. At least it beats hiding in the towers and moping about your shitty hand and how the gypsy wasn't giving you the attention you wanted.

What do you guys think?